Schmeckles

Help quench my insatiable thirst and give me that cafeine boost to power through more server development.

+200 Schmeckles (+0% upsell bonus)

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Tea Emoji in chat :tea:

"My spending has doubled since the last time we met, Count."

"Good. Twice the spending, double the profit."

+440 Schmeckles (+10% upsell bonus)

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Count Emoji in chat :count:

Two cups of Chai might be enough to sate the Count's thirst for tea, but it's hungry work chopping off bratty kids' arms. Consider donating $10 to fuel his ongoing rampage across the galaxy. Only someone with superhuman powers could hope to deliver to the Count in this time of galactic turmoil. Fortunately, minimum wage worker Bully Maguire is up to the task! It's PIZZA TIME!

+1200 Schmeckles (+20% upsell bonus)

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Pizza Emoji in chat :pizza:

Now you're just flexing on everyone, SMH

+3250 Schmeckles (+30% upsell bonus)

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Netherite Hoe Emoji in chat :nhoe:

Okay, now this is just obscene ????

+7000 Schmeckles (+40% upsell bonus)

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Netherite Beacon Emoji in chat :nbeacon:

If you select this option, then your wallet must be as big as BIG CHUNGUS himself! My hat's off to you.
Don't you dare use your Mom's credit card to buy this! I don't want to get murdered by the true BIG CHUNGUS ????

+15000 Schmeckles (+50% upsell bonus)

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BIG CHUNGUS Emoji in chat :bigchungus: